Employee of the month for December is this Christmas Bunny. Don’t tell her, but it’s really as a morale booster for performing so poorly on social media. She blames the algorithm of course but I don’t think that’s enough of an explanation for why she scored so low on likes. I think that, really, she just didn’t put much effort in.
Congratulations, Gandalf, on being our first ever employee of the month.
This award is in appreciation of all the time spend sitting on the shelf
watching over me as I write. Or staring in the opposite direction. Or sleeping, as you are right now.
A heartfelt thanks is also due for your punctuality in every day reminding me of breakfast time.
My, how they stack up! These are the hundred plus issues of The School Magazine that my work has appeared in.
So nice of you to stop by! This is the website of children’s author Zoë Disher. Feel free to take a look around, just don’t break anything.